In my experience, the best way to get a woman to like you is to be totally apathetic and make as many bad jokes as humanly possible.
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Keep in mind that this really only works on women you aren’t particularly interested in. If you are into someone, you can attempt to feign apathy but I should imagine that it would be akin to drinking non-alcoholic beer: utterly pointless and sad. If possible, attempt to put on sunglasses while delivering jokes and follow it immediately up with a sad story about your childhood. Your goal here is to confuse their brain until it feels too tired not to love you.
“Did you know that first humans that ventured across the ice bridge from Asia to North America were lost most of the time? I guess you could say that they just couldn’t keep their Bering Strait…. Also, I was molested as a child.”
If you follow my advice, the inventible wedding will be so passionate and emotional even the cake will be in tiers. You can thank me giving all of your sons and daughters my name.
*Disclaimer: This is terrible advice. Please DO NOT try this.
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